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I read a lot of newspapers every day -- or at least I look at a lot of newspapers. It would take all day if you read everything in just one newspaper and we get eight newspapers in my office: the
I counted it once and there were about 20,000 words in one of my papers. Say, we read about 100 words a minute -- that means it would take over three hours to read the average newspaper if we read the whole thing.
We all have a thousand little thoughts when we read the paper. That's what takes time -- thinking about what's in the newspaper.
Here's a story that I cut out of the paper a while ago, for example, that says Maryland is going to get tougher on teenage drivers. No politician would get in trouble for saying that. Have you ever read a story that said a politician wanted the police to get softer on teenage drivers?
The story says they'll make it illegal for 16-year olds to drive after 10 p.m., and illegal for 17-year-olds to drive after midnight. That seems dumb to me. A kid who's a bad driver when he's 16 before midnight is still going to be a bad driver before midnight when he's 17... or 27 or 67, for that matter.
This headline says, HEARTLAND SEES BOOM WITH GRAINS IN DEMAND. That sounds like good news. Especially good for farmers in the Midwest who grow wheat and corn. We all like stories about wheat and corn. If I knew where I could buy wheat, I'd buy a pound.
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Speaking of headlines that mean nothing to me, here's another one from
The best news I've seen out of Washington is a story saying, OBAMA PUSHES TIMETABLE FOR MIDEAST TALKS. It's hard to push for talks in the Middle East because no one wants to talk peace. They might get together to talk, but you know how that usually turns out.
Every new administration pushes to get the Palestinians and the Israelis to the table to resume the peace process in the Middle East. We can only hope a little pushing helps.
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