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Product Stewardship Your computer finally died. Do you dump it in the trash or recycle it? Maybe manufacturers should be responsible for taking care of it. That's the idea behind product stewardship. Proponents believe that requiring manufacturers to be responsible for the waste would give them an incentive to build longer lasting, less toxic products. In January 2009, a new state law will require just that. Should it be the manufacturer's responsibility? What free recycling or take–back programs are in your area, and are they effective? Will product stewardship help save the planet?
Plus, Cliff Mass joins us with a weekend weather forecast.
Your Take on News: 09/05 Once again it is Friday. What stories caught your attention? What hasn't been covered enough? Is there anything that really made your blood boil? The news is more than the mainstream headlines. Don't let the media choose all the topics. What is your take on the news?
Journalist Ron Suskind Investigates the Way of the World Our world is full of conflicts. America had a hand in starting or encouraging many of them. What will our country's actions mean for the future? Who are the people quietly working to redeem some semblance of our moral authority? Is the idea of America, "the great nation," still something to believe in? Journalist Ron Suskind shares his revelatory, yet hopeful, investigation. Suskind recently accused the CIA of forging a letter that falsely connected Iraq to Al Qaeda before the 2003 invasion. He also says the Bush Administration knew there were no WMDs before the war... information they received from a top Iraqi official. We'll get his evidence to these matters as well.
Clean Air at the Ports The Port of Los Angeles recently passed stringent plans aimed at reducing diesel truck pollution by 80%. The plan requires trucks to meet tougher federal emissions standards and mandates newer, cleaner–running trucks. A coalition of labor and environmental organizers is pushing for the same kind of commitment from the Ports of Seattle and Tacoma. The plan would require thousands of independent truckers to become employees of trucking companies. Is that good for drivers, or just for unions? Last year the Northwest Ports Clean Air Strategy was unveiled. Does it address truck pollution? How clean is the air around our ports? How do we improve it?
Explain the Meaning of Life What is the meaning of life? It's an age old question that we'd like you to tackle this hour. Just what is your "reason" for being here? It could be a lofty reason, or one that is ever so small. A serious notion or a humorous take. Join us this hour as we have a little fun with life's big question. Email Weekday or call during the show 1.800.289.KUOW.
Election Coverage: Congressional District 1 Washington's First Congressional District represents Edmonds, Shoreline, Bothell, Lynnwood, Mountlake Terrace, Redmond and Kirkland, as well as Bainbridge Island and part of the Kitsap Peninsula. As part of our election coverage, incumbent Congressman Jay Inslee and his opponent Larry Ishmael join us to tackle the issues. Questions? Call 1.800.289.KUOW or email Weekday.
A conversation on the week's news in Canada with Les Leyne, political columnist for the Victoria Times Colonist. Our regular Canadian correspondent, Vaughn Palmer, is away this week.
We'll also get an update from the Republican National Convention with Republican National Delegate, Phil Bevis.
The economy is slumping, but the demand for skilled trade workers is on the rise. Continuously these jobs pay more, offer more job security, and insure more upward mobility than their white collar counterparts. Why then, do many parents discourage a vocational education track? What drives us away from these programs? What are its benefits and the shortcommings, and what programs are offered Seattle? Join us as we discuss the future of the blue collar job, today on Weekday.
Greendays Gardening Panel: Green Tomato Relish and Other Harvest Techniques So here we are entering fall and your tomatoes are still green. Maybe you should make some green tomato relish. We'll tell you how. What about all those apples? When should they be picked? How about your squashes and your beans? Today we tackle harvest techniques for this year's crop.
In summertime we are not ourselves: We fall in love, we rediscover the ocean, trashy novels and the hot fudge sundae. We travel to places that restore our strength and replenish our souls. Then, on Labor Day, we find ourselves teetering, nostalgic about summer, excited by or frightened of the fall.
Labor Day is when the balance tilts. It is for each of us, our own personal equinox. It is still warm but summer is no longer. Our tan is still there but will only fade. There is no sand in sight, but it is still in our shoes.
Tough–on–crime legislation and zero tolerance policies of the 80s and 90s have led to more convictions, longer sentences, and an explosion in the prison population in California. The Golden State now has the highest prison population and the highest recidivism rate in the country. Prisons are overcrowded, prison medical care and mental health care are in chaos, and its juvenile detention system has been called the worst in the nation.
This program describes how the crisis is finally forcing policy makers, politicians, and government officials to reconsider the punitive policies of the past two decades and consider alternative approaches to incarceration and parole.
Weekday Podcast A daily (Monday - Friday) call-in talk show that tracks the trends in society that will become tomorrow's headlines.
Pair's devotion to dog helps other pet owners My heroes are mostly everyday people. They just seem to wear better than the other kind. Chuck Charbonneau, 67, of Renton is among them.
Construction worker dies from burial injuries Steven Dale Slee, the worker pinned in a trench at a Rainier Vista construction project Thursday, has died, the King County Medical Examiner's Office reported. He was 28.
Zamora: 'I kill for God' MOUNT VERNON -- Isaac Zamora, accused in the shooting deaths of six people, says he kills for God. "I kill for God. I listen to God," Zamora said twice in court Friday, his first public words after being arrested.
Man pleads guilty in Costco abduction attempt In a move that could put him away permanently, sex offender Patrick Velez pleaded guilty Thursday to kidnapping and second-degree assault charges related to an abduction attempt at the Tukwila Costco store.
Perjury off table for Seattle officer A perjury charge has been dismissed against a Seattle police officer who shot a Hells Angels biker last month at the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, the Meade County State's Attorney's Office in South Dakota reported Friday.
To the wanting, McCain's words are empty Sen. John McCain stood before America with the chance to change minds, once and for all. He didn't take advantage of his moment in the sun.
State mortgage woes grow worse Washington mortgage delinquencies and foreclosure rates as a whole rose faster than those of the U.S. last quarter but remained far below the national rates, according to a new report.
Spokane mall financing free of fraud, U.S. finds SPOKANE -- The complicated financial package to build the River Park Square shopping mall in downtown Spokane did not involve any criminal conduct, and no charges will be filed, the U.S. Attorney's Office for Western Washington concluded Friday.
Salmonella outbreak traced to alfalfa sprouts The latest outbreak of salmonella bacteria contamination from alfalfa sprouts is responsible for sickening nine people in Washington, some in King County, and four in Oregon, the state Health Department said.
Home care-worker initiative to be on November ballot The state Supreme Court decided Friday morning that voters will see Initiative 1029, concerning qualifications for long-term care workers, on the November ballot.
County's budget deficit grows King County's budget shortfall has grown to $90 million, according to a message posted on King County Executive Ron Sims' Twitter account.
Delays on I-90 coming Monday The state Transportation Department will begin up to 20-minute delays and rolling traffic slowdowns on Interstate 90 just east of Snoqualmie Pass Monday.
Scientist takes families across the universe Renowned physicist Brian Greene has grappled with string theory and hidden dimensions, but he entered a new frontier with his latest book, explaining some of those mind-numbing ideas to children and their parents.
Court OKs home care initiative for ballot The state Supreme Court Friday morning decided that voters will see Initiative 1029 concerning qualifications for long-term care workers, on the November ballot.
Slaying victim in Renton identified The man fatally shot Thursday morning outside a Renton bar has been identified as Seattle resident Craig Deshon Moore, officials said. Police do not believe his death was a random act.
Home for families to open near VA hospital The families of hospitalized veterans and troops at the VA medical center on Beacon Hill finally will have a home-away-from-home to be near their loved ones when Seattle opens its first Fisher House next week.
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Seattle Spring Festivals Spring Festivals abound in Seattle in the months of April, May, and June. Many of the Seattle Spring Festivals have been around for decades, including the University District Street Fair...
Diary of Anne Frank Intiman Theatre opened its 2008 season with the Pulitzer Prize-winning play The Diary of Anne Frank, dramatized by Frances Goodrich and Albert Hackett, directed by Sari Ketter.
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Downtown Seattle Supermarket Downtown Seattle's only full-service supermarket, Kress IGA Supermarket, is set to open in early June 2008.
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Salty's on Alki Salty's on Alki offers the best view and the best brunch in Seattle. Those two points are as close to universally accepted as it gets.
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Gourmondo Catering and Boxed Lunches Gourmondo Catering provides a variety of creative menus for buffets and box lunches. Gourmondo has been serving Seattle gourmet catering and boxed lunches for over a decade.
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How? How? Why? Why? Why? Seattle Repertory Theatre presents NPR humorist Kevin Kling's brand new work, How? How? Why? Why? Why? directed by David Esbjornson.
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Phillyist commenters spent the early part of the week debating whether Barack Obama is an asshole. Phillyist concluded that the political assholes were, however, the St. Paul police for their treatment of a local photographer covering the RNC.
Gothamist was intrigued by photographs of Hart Island, a prisoner of war camp and a missile base (it also housed a prison and a women's asylum) in the Bronx.
That's right, little turtles. Soak up that sun while you can. The forecast is clear and sunny as far as we can see for the next several days, but you never know when the real September will stand up. This and other shots of sun worship available today and everyday in our Seattlest Flickr Pool.
First things first: Brett Paulson, barman at Txori, responds to recent violent incidents in Belltown by circulating a petition that asks Governor Gregoire to send in the Washington State Patrol "to help eradicate the open air drug trafficking." Txori is two doors from Wally's, a convenience store that's a magnet for low-lifes, and Paulson's beginning to think it's safer to walk through Belltown's alleys than its sidewalks. Councilman Tim Burgess is on the case as well, asking the mayor for stepped up police patrols. "But the city says they don't have the manpower," Paulson says, "so everybody's jazzed about the petition." There's a copy on the counter at Txori, others making their way around the nabe.
That said, hail to The Local Vine, just named one of the country's top ten wine bars in the upcoming issue of Bon Appetit. Co-owner Sarah Munson was celebrating last night with visiting winemakers Tom Hedges (Hedges Family Estate) and Gary McLean (Barons). The magazine article also praises TLV's culinary consultant, Jason Wilson, who, truth be told, hasn't been on hand for almost a year. Still, Wilson's in the papers this week as the consultant for a new line of flavors from Dry Soda, in the stores by November.
Farewell, next, to Marjorie, closing tonight after a decade at the corner of Second & Battery. The folks from Buckley's Tavern on Lower Queen Anne bought the whole building, so Marjorie's Donna Moodie has to find a new spot. Farewell to pulled pork sliders and mac & cheese at happy hour. Lead barkeep Ben Sherwood is moving up the street to Tavolata; he won't even have to reset his GPS. And Donna herself? Telling faithful clients in the patio last night that she's still looking for the perfect spot.
Not farewell just yet: Cascadia. Yes, chef Kerry Sear is moving to the new Four Seasons downtown (and taking most of his kitchen and service staff with him). But he's not going to close up entirely, not with the fall season of private parties coming up. He's turned the place over to Columbia Hospitality, a local outfit that manages boutique hotels and conference centers. Asking price for the space: $1.25 million.
Across Battery, Scott Carsberg isn't in a hurry, either. The online listing for Lampreia is down from $750K to $475K but, again, that's just for the space, not the name. Carsberg is moving into new quarters in the Gallery, still abuilding at Second & Broad; little chance he'll move before the New Year.
Moving to Issaquah as soon as the tribal Snoqualmie Casino opens is Tini Bigs general manager Patrick Haight. Stepping in (but only as a consultant) is barman extraordinaire Jamie Boudreaux, late of Vessel.
And still up in the air: whether Juju's Marcus Charles will be taking over the vacant Crocodile. His barkeep says that she expects confirmation in a week or so.
For all that, we still can't quite imagine state troopers dealing with Belltown crackheads.
Go ahead and scold us for loving the Yankees. This Seattlest's first baseball game ever was at Yankee stadium, and we just can't separate from the love. Yet, our new hometown team, the fightin' Mariners, actually kind of smacked the Yanks down. Nothing terrifically exciting happened—no super-dramatic plays, no bases-loaded homers, or anything. But, the Mariners managed to keep the Yanks down til the 8th inning, when they scored their one and only base run off of a single. Lame. Boring. However, the Mariners did break a few bats with their forceful hits, so...okay, fine—go Mariners!
Brothers and sisters: The strike will commence at one minute after midnight tonight. This Company disrespected the process, bargained illegally and most of all, disrespected the finest Aerospace workers anywhere on the planet by failing to meet your expectations (...) If this Company wants to talk, they have my number, they can reach me on the picket line.
And with that, 25,000 area residents just got the day off. Good luck to everyone involved and be safe.
Boeing biplane, courtesy of Seattlest Flickr user bill98117
No really. It's true. According to the League of American Bikes (via the Cascade Bicycle Alliance in our case), Washington is the most bicycle friendly state in the union. According to the LAB, "Washington’s model bike laws, signed and mapped statewide bike route network, dedicated funding from the state for bicycle related programs and projects, and an active statewide bicycle advisory committee" are reasons that the state earned top honors above Wisconsin, Arizona, Oregon (numbers two, three and four respectively) and all the others.
The Cascade Bicycle Alliance also reported today that Seattle earned a Gold rating from LAB because of the city's "commitment to and investment in improving conditions for bicyclists."
Judges from the League of American Bicyclists were impressed with Seattle's Bicycle Master Plan, projected to develop a 450-mile bicycling network over the next 10 years.
Apparently, Seattleites are no slouches when it comes to commuting by bike. A full 4 percent of us do it, the Alliance reports, which is 10 percent above the national average.
In other bike news, again courtesy of Cascade Bicycle Alliance, Mayor Nickels proposed funding to build the last "missing segment" of the Burke-Gilman Trail.
The trail, as anyone who has ever ridden, walked or run on it knows, is an awesome example of a functional urban trail, stretching from somewhere up on the North end of Lake Washington, all the way out to Golden Gardens Park. But there is still one mile-and-a-half long hole on the Burke-Gilman Trail between the West side of Fred Meyer in Ballard and the Ballard Locks. Nickels wants to spend $8.6 million in his next budget to complete that last link over the next two years. According to Cascade, funding will come from the Bridging the Gap levy funds dedicated to bike and trail improvements, the 2007 King County Proposition 2 Trail and Open Space levy, and from grants.
Now, if someone could just come up with a functional fix for the South end of the Ballard Bridge, we might just actually buy that Gold rating. Still, kudos to Nickels and the Cascade Bicycle Alliance for working hard to improve the state of bicycling infrastructure in the city. What they're doing may not be perfect, but it's a heck of a lot better than what we had before.
Summer's music festivals are essentially over, but that hasn't stopped the cruel marketing geniuses at Taco Bell (the ones who banished the adorable "Yo Quiero Taco Bell" chihuahua) from trying to sell more Mexiwraps and cinnamon twists. Taco Bell has just launched its own cheesy promotion, Feed The Beast. No, sorry, that's a typo. Should be Feed The Beat. That's better. "Winning" bands get $500 in late-night meal vouchers, what the TB folks call the FourthMeal. The whole thing smells like a stale ripoff of Denny's All-Nighter, which at least coughed up some sponsorship bucks for Sasquatch this year. Arf! Back in the box, Gidget.
Your favorite overpriced musically-themed burger joint is on its way to our fair city! According to the Seattle Times, Hard Rock Cafe will be opening a new branch in that old terra cotta building down by the Pike Place Market sometime next fall. They are saying it'll be a 450-seater. It will be so rock n' roll to eat there, and we're sure there will be lots of branded merch available on which to spend your rock n' roll money (just like at a real rock concert!). Are you excited, Seattle?
In an attempt to make sense of last weekend's performance by our local gridiron teams, Seattlest is looking to other sources for inspiration.
“Most great people have attained their greatest success just one step beyond their greatest failure.”--Napoleon Hill
If true, the Huskies and Cougs are on the verge of some seriously mind-blowingly good stuff in the very, very, very near future, because last weekend the teams lost by a combined total of 60 points. However, with both teams returning for their home openers, and with the Seahawks kicking off the NFL regular season, Seattlest is cautiously optimistic for good things this weekend. Our cup is decidedly half-full. (Must be the sunshine!)
This weekend:
Huskies vs BYU (noon Saturday at Husky Stadium, FSN, 950 KJR)
Last weekend, we predicted a Husky loss against the Ducks would result in cries to fire head coach Tyrone Willingham. We were wrong. So poor was the on-field play during the 44-10 loss that, as one pundit put it this week “Tyrone has already lost his job. Now it’s up to him to try to win the job back.” Seattlest can’t really find fault with the logic, no matter how much we love Willingham.
This week, the Huskies face 15th-ranked Brigham Young, who are riding an 11-game winning streak. The Huskies haven’t beaten a Top-20 team in nearly five seasons. Even with the home-field advantage, the Dawgs are a 9-point underdog. Has the team quit on Willingham? This week will tell. Prediction: Joe Smiths 30, Jake Lockers 12
WSU vs Cal (3:30 Saturday in Pullman, FSN)
Wazzu didn’t fare much better than the Dawgs last weekend, looking mostly befuddled against Okla. State, losing 39-13. Cal is coming off a stomping of our green-bleeding hearts last weekend at home. Starting defensive tackle A'i Ahmu is suspended for the first half after a week of hitchhiking to and from courthouses. Our singular hope for the Cougs is that they got around to actually practicing special teams this week. Prediction: Smokey Bears 42, Cats 17
Seahawks at Buffalo (10 a.m. Sunday, Q13, 710 KIRO)
Head coach Mike Holmgren kicks off his final season at the helm of the Seahawks on the road at Ralph Wilson Stadium. (What’s with naming buildings after living people? That’s creepy.) Anyway, clichés abound…it’s hard to win on the road, they want to win one for the coach, the Bills don’t know they are bad yet, etc. Big-Play Babs and Rocky miss the game for being naughty. Seattlest thinks the Seahawk defense is poised for an exceptionally good season, and that’ll be the difference in this one. Prediction: Road Hawks 24, Bison 16
Rudolph Valentino. Ray Charles. Jerry Lee Lewis dancing on pianos, for God's sake! Dance in Seattle had anything but a boring 20th century. We were prowling around the internet this morning and discovered that today is the anniversary of the date the city banned a really bizarre but popular 1920s and '30s fad called "dance marathons" within its city limits. That was enough to pique our interest, and we've spent the day researching what was happening in the world of dance during the 20th century. Here are some of the highlights, thanks in large part to our favorite local history website: HistoryLink.org.
May 30, 1923: Suave actor Rudolph Valentino and his second wife, Natasha Rambova, dance the Argentinian tango at the Hippodrome on 5th and University after judging a local dance competition/beauty pageant. Three years later, Valentino would die young and become the stuff of Hollywood legend.
Dec 1, 1924: City of Seattle Ordinance #48022 is signed into effect, placing new restrictions on licenses, "places of amusement," entertainment venues and "certain occupations." These restrictions will affect the city's dance venues until a 1977 ordinance lifts the regulation of underage dance halls.
July 23-August 11, 1928: Seattle proper's first and last dance marathon is held at the Armory. Shortly thereafter, such events were outlawed by city ordinance on Sept 5, 1928. The ban meant the dances just moved over the city boundaries into unincorporated King County, where one particularly epic dance-off lasted 1,545 hours straight in 1931. The disreputable but appealing marathons were finally banned by Wash. state in the late '30s.
So much more after the jump, including the spicy CD destination club Birdland and Seattle Bandstand!
"Pole Dance With A Partner" by Seattlest Flickr Pool Contributor smastrong. Dang.
1941: Lemeul Honeysuckle opens the Savoy Ballroom in the Central District, a predominantly African-American dance and music venue which would change hands and names throughout the next twenty-odd years but which was the hot after-hours jazz and R&B club in the '50s. Notable jammers: Ray Charles, the Dave Lewis Combo, Jimi Hendrix and Ron Holden. The Savoy Ballroom, known since 1955 as Birdland, finally closed its doors in winter of 1964.
March 16, 1958: Seattle Bandstand first airs on KING-TV. The show, like the national American Bandstand phenomenon, features local teens dancing to the "King Size Ten," or the top ten radio hits of the week; the show was such a commercial success that Yakima Bandstand, Spokane Bandstand, and Portland Bandstand soon followed. Seattle Bandstand broadcast live weekly on Saturdays until 1961.
1960s: Parker's Ballroom, now a sports bar on Aurora, is in full swing as a rock n' roll dance club. Famous people are showing up all the time, including a certain man fond of saying, "Great balls of fire!" HistoryLink's got the story:
Besides whipping the crowd into a riotous frenzy, the maniacal Lewis also had the poor judgment to leap upon the house's new piano (as per his usual live routine) to dance. Well, so the story goes, Mrs. Shoemaker rushed out on the stage mid-song driving the rockabilly wildman down with a broom and publicly scolding him for scratching her instrument with his shoes. As a direct result of that incident the management swore that there would henceforth be no more rock 'n' roll dances at Parker's.
1972: Pacific Northwest Dance, now known as the Pacific Northwest Ballet, is created under the leadership of Director Leon Kalimos and "ballet mistress" Janet Reed; two years later the School of Pacific Northwest Dance opens. With two reputable dance schools (Cornish and the PNB School), Seattle's identity as a fine arts center for the Northwest is cemented.
It's hard to know what to expect from a hardcore band named Fucked Up, but apparently it involves manboobs and a bunny mask. They're also playing tonight, at the Vera Project.
Nightcap is a new late-night variety event at the Triple Door, curated by Lily Verlaine. For Saturday's debut, Lily will be joined by Mama Lou: American Strongwoman, Lara Paxton of Circus Contraption and The Aerialistas, burlesque care of Paula The Swedish Housewife, Elizabeth Ripley (formerly of the Seattle Opera) accompanied by a live pianist, and the jazz sounds of the Matt Jorgensen Quintet.
Sunday night marks the end of the Dead Science's weeklong Villainaire Festival of Culture with their all-ages record release show at Neumo's. Here's a clip of them playing earlier this week at Wall of Sound:
And finally Sunday, there's John Reis of Rocket from the Crypt/Hot Snakes/Drive Like Jehu fame with his new band, the Night Marchers, and Colour Revolt at King Cobra.
We happen to dislike alfalfa sprouts intensely, for reasons we can't quite put our finger on. But from now on, we'll just go with the "they occasionally have salmonella" excuse. Nine people in Washington have been sickened by locally grown alfalfa sprouts, including at least two people who required hospitalization. This outbreak of salmonella bacteria has been connected to sprouts from Sprouters Northwest Inc., located in Kent. If you happen to have some sprouts in your fridge, best to throw them out. And, in our opinion, never buy them again.
Kushi are Japanese skewers, bamboo or metal. Threaded with a sardine, a prawn, peppers, pork belly or chicken hearts, they're grilled over makeshift charcoal braziers and served up to passersby in Tokyo. In Belltown, you get to sit. In fact, you'll be served on the new open-air deck along Second, a 40-seat expanse at sidewalk level, while executive chef Billy Beach grills your mushrooms or gizzards (over imported coals) inside.
This is Kushibar, from the folks who brought you Umi Sake House. It opened to the public last night with an ambitious menu of more than 80 items on skewers costing $2 to $5 apiece, with happy hour combo platters available. Ten-buck minimum.
Some 20 or so soups and noodles bowls as well: stir-fried yaki udom "street style" as well as the usual soupy suspects (chicken broth with pork, corn, egg, scallions), all in the $8 to $15 price range. House ramen, $11, in a bowl big enough to bathe a puppy, lacked punch; not a drop of soy or hot sauce to be seen. House beers on tap include Sapporo and Oly (now part of Pabst, alas).
Typical opening night madhouse, with kitchen staff overwhelmed by blizzard of orders. Will no doubt improve, but several parties gave up and left in despair, kushi-less.
It was a big deal: Morton’s invited us in to sample some of their food. Yes, Morton’s—the big chain, serving steak coast to coast.
The whole affair started with a big menu presentation. The server brought a big cart to the table and essentially walked through the menu options, offering a visual display of meat cuts, vegetables, and more. What we remember most were a big lobster (averaging four pounds that evening) and a big potato (which looked like it could feed a family of four).
A big loaf of bread made its way to the table, along with our appetizer: jumbo lump crab cake. Big nods of approval from us. Moist and crab-meaty, but with a big pricetag ($16) for just one on the plate.
One of us got the classic surf-and-turf combination, which started with a (big) salad, followed by a plate featuring a single-cut filet mignon, a lobster tail, and big spears of asparagus. The other got a big-ol’ bone-in ribeye steak with Lyonnaise potatoes. No doubt about the winning dish: the ribeye was both big in size (Flintstones big, said our server) and big in taste, with lots of flavor coming from the marbling and the bone. The filet mignon was big in texture, but no match for the ribeye in appeal. And while the lobster tail was swimmingly big, it was not so big in taste.
The big question, then: does size matter? You’ll pay big bucks for the privilege of eating at Morton’s. You’ll get nice service on your big night out. You’ll have big choices of big ticket items that range from big time to, well, big whoop. Choose the right steak and you’ll get a big payoff. And dessert can be a big ending. One gets a big billing: Morton’s Legendary Hot Chocolate Cake. You’ll need a big stomach to eat up all this food. Maybe that’s why we saw a lot of big doggie bags as people walked out the doors.
There is an image gallery to this entry which you can view at Seattlest
Normally, we are thrilled at the prospect of men, or otherwise ostensibly male-looking people, wearing not-pants. We remember our first visit to Seattle and seeing a kiosk at the Fremont Fair for a then-fledgling Utilikilt operation. Our friend bought one and proceeded to look v. stunning in it. Sure, sure, a large part of that was because he was hawttt. But the more important reason was that he had excellent fashion sense to begin with, which was only enhanced by this new, exotic garment that he had added to his sartorial lexicon.
Since moving here, though, we have grudgingly and barely tolerated the Utilikilt and we still wrestle with it philosophically. We say that because we fully support the Male Trouserless Initiative. On the other hand, we scoff at the apparent need to (hyper-)masculinize the elegant kilt, but that could just be our aberrant penchant for wearing actual skirts talking. To each their own, no? So what really sticks in our craw—and not in a good way—are the dumpy ways we frequently see Utilikilts worn. Our internal Tim Gunn bristles and wails.
Listen, be-kilted dudes, things will turn out much better once you realize this fundamental fact: kilts are not merely substitutes for pants. They require different outfit considerations and even minor behavioral adjustments. Furthermore, they are, for worse and worst, still "exotic" pieces of menswear. As such, they are visible. Thus, wearing a kilt while violating good fashion and s