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The newspapers keep coming in my office. There's always today's paper before I've finished yesterday's and I get a lot of them. As you know, I'm an avid newspaper reader and I like all the little stories, so the paper takes me a long time to read. I wish I read only one. (I would normally say "I wish I only read one," but I read where that's wrong.)
Before reading one of my papers the other day, I couldn't have named the president of China and I don't know what to do with the information now that I have it. The story says that China has the largest population of any country in the world. This sort of information is nothing I want cluttering up my memory but it does. Scientists should be doing more about our memory. I wish mine was more flexible. There's a lot of stuff I remember that I'd rather forget. There's a lot I'd like to remember that I forget.
The story says the president of China is named Hu Jintao, but after reading the story, I still don't know whether "Hu Jintao" is his whole name or just his last name. Maybe just "Hu" is his first name. I think any reasonably well-informed Chinese person would know Barack Obama's name but they wouldn't call him just "Barack," which means I ought to be ashamed of myself. Or maybe the paper ought to be ashamed for not making Hu Jintao's name clear. I suppose the name "Andy Rooney" would seem strange to Hu. I'd like to say "Hi" to Hu.
The story says that in a part of China called Jiangsu, a million people lost their water supply recently when Tai Lake, their only source, turned green because of the algae in it. We have a cottage on a great lake and there are more and more people living around the lake every year. I'm always afraid the water will turn green. I don't know what we'll do about our earth when there are too many of us to live comfortably in it. Or is that "on it"?
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The name of the strip, "Buck Rogers," may have ruined the name "Buck." You don't hear anyone called "Buck" anymore.
I love to tell my own newspaper story.
When I was 12 or 13, I delivered papers. There were 26 customers on the route. That's what we called it, "a route." I delivered "
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