by Andy Rooney
I attended Walter's memorial service at Avery Fisher Hall in Lincoln Center on Wednesday, and I thought you'd like to read what I said about my good friend:
"The biggest thing on my mind these days is the death of
"Walter and I met in
"I liked Walter from the first time I ever met him and we often ate together on
"Walter joined
"Walter left the evening news in 1981 when he was 64. I guess that was the start of his most famous years, too. Two or three nights a week, 51 weeks a year, one organization after another would present Walter with some kind of an award or honor. One of the best things about giving Walter an award was that he always liked it. He was genuinely appreciative when someone gave him something. Walter was one of the few people I've ever known who had actually worn out three tuxedos getting awards. He would have loved to be here now to hear us all saying nice things about him.
"Walter wasn't just someone I knew casually, either. When I was suspended from
"I saw Walter all the time, of course. He joined me, for instance, in 1976 at a Scandinavian restaurant for a documentary I was doing for
(In the video clip of our dinner together from the documentary, which was shown at the memorial service, the follow conversation takes place:)
ANDY: I ATE IN THE COPENHAGEN ONE DAY WITH A FRIEND. HE'S A SMORGASBORD EXPERT.
WALTER: THIS IS A DANISH SOMETHING...
ANDY: LINGONBERRIES...
WALTER: THAT'S RIGHT...THAT'S WHAT IT IS...THAT'S THE WORD I WAS THINKING...
ANDY: YOU WERE GRASPING FOR... IN OTHER WORDS, YOU REALLY TAKE A MINIMUM OF THREE...YOU REALLY TAKE...YOU GO BACK A MINIMUM OF THREE TIMES.
WALTER: I THINK SO, YEAH, I THINK THE AVERAGE GUY WOULD PROBABLY...ANY RESTAURANT YOU GO TO, WHERE THE DESSERT TRAY IS BROUGHT IN LIKE THIS. EVERY TABLE, THE REACTION WOULD BE THE SAME...PEOPLE RECOIL...THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY MAKING THE STATEMENT TO THEIR FRIEND, I SHOULDN'T...OH, NO, I SHOULDN'T...NO, TAKE THAT AWAY...I DON'T WANT TO EVEN LOOK AT THAT...BUT MAYBE I'LL JUST HAVE A LITTLE BIT.
"For many years, Walter would invite us to join him and Betsy on his sailboat, Wyntje. Once, while we were sailing in
"Another time, while sailing close to the shore, Walter was steering his boat when he saw someone on shore waving his arms. He waved back smiling and kept going, and in another 30 seconds we hit bottom. Walter looked around and said. 'What just happened?' I replied, 'Didn't you hear what that guy was yelling? He was yelling, 'LOW WATER.' He looked at me and said, 'I thought he was saying, 'HELLO, WALTER.'
"I've seen Walter in 10,000 situations since 1944 and he was good at almost all of them. He was a great anchorman in the news business because his greatest contribution was not his knowledge or his expertise, as great as those were. It was his steady holding to what was most important.
"Every writer, every newsman or woman who's worth anything, secretly hopes that he or she will have some good influence on the world. It's a preposterous wish, of course, but my friend had it. If it can be said about any individual in our business that he's been a force for good in the world,
ALSO from andy rooney:
Water: The Drink of Choice
Andy Rooney
If I had to limit myself to drinking just one thing for the rest of my life, there's no doubt my choice would be water. A glass of cool, clear water is unquestionably the best drink, although I start every day with a cup of coffee. One of the great things about life on earth is that we've devised ways to bring clear, cool water to the people who live almost anywhere. It's one good sign for our civilization
Could You Name This Place or Person?
Andy Rooney
I don't know how many people are as dumb -- or as smart -- as I am, but when I look at the newspaper every day I seldom recognize many of the people whose pictures are in it. There's usually someone I know, but most of the people are strangers.
I Love Reading the Newspapers
Andy Rooney
I read a lot of newspapers every day -- or at least I look at a lot of newspapers. It would take all day if you read everything in just one newspaper and we get eight newspapers in my office: the New York Times, the New York Daily News, The New York Post, Newsday, The Washington Post, USA Today, The New York Observer and The Wall Street Journal.
What's To Drink?
Andy Rooney
There was a drugstore on the corner two blocks from where I lived growing up and friends Alfie, Bobby and I often went in after school and bought an ice-cream cone or a Coke. They were each a nickel and we had to decide which one to buy. We couldn't afford both.
(Write to Andy Rooney at Tribune Media Services, 2225 Kenmore Ave., Suite 114, Buffalo, NY 14207, or via email at aarooney5@yahoo.com)
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About Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney born January 14th, 1919 is a writer, humorist, radio and television personality.
Rooney became most famous as a humorist and political commentator with his weekly broadcast on the CBS News Program "60 Minutes" since 1978.
