by Carl Hiaasen

Florida Senate candidate Marco Rubio, once a distant underdog to a popular governor with a huge war chest, suddenly finds himself contemplating something he didn't have two months ago:

A chance.

The former state speaker of the House has always been a darling of the Republican right, but polls show that he's making inroads even with Charlie Crist's moderate base.

If you were running Rubio's campaign these days, you could practically sit back and let the anti-Charlie commercials write themselves. The first would be a montage of headlines about the governor's tainted fundraising.

There's Scott Rothstein, of course, the flashy Fort Lauderdale attorney who's now under federal investigation for running an alleged Ponzi scheme out of his law office.

Rothstein donated piles of money to different candidates, but Crist was one of his faves. The lawyer, his business associates and law firm employees raised at least $675,000 for Crist's gubernatorial campaign and aligned political groups in 2006.

For his generosity, Rothstein was rewarded by Crist with an appointment to the Fourth District Court of Appeals Judicial Nominating Commission.

This year Rothstein and his circle already raised roughly $80,000 for Crist's Senate campaign. The governor said he'll return only $9,600 given directly by Rothstein and his wife.

Crist says he has no special relationship with the lawyer, yet he attended Rothstein's wedding reception. Try donating $50 and see if Charlie shows up at yours.

Then there's Harry Sargeant III of Boca Raton, a college fraternity brother of Crist and the once-finance chairman of the state GOP.

A prolific political money pump, Sargeant shrank from the public view in February after his initials turned up in a federal indictment accusing a Jordanian national of illegally steering campaign donations to Crist and three U.S. presidential candidates.

The accused, Ala'a al-Ali, worked for a shipping company owned by Sargeant. At the time of the indictment, Crist said he knew nothing about Al-Ali's fundraising on his behalf.

Last but not least is Alan Mendelsohn, the Broward ophthalmologist recently indicted on 32 counts for allegedly trying to peddle inside access to top lawmakers.

Prosecutors say Mendelsohn bragged to the businesses that hired him that he could even bribe the governor, but they found no evidence it was true. Mendelsohn, who has pleaded not guilty, heaped money on both Democrats and Republicans.

But, like Rothstein and Sargeant, he enjoyed a tighter relationship with Crist than Crist is eager to acknowledge.

Mendelsohn held fundraisers for the governor, and even used cloaked political committees in a media attack against at least one Crist rival.

Crist showed his gratitude by appointing the eye doctor to his gubernatorial transition team in 2007. When Mendelsohn's son applied to the University of Florida medical school, Charlie wrote a letter urging that the young man be admitted.

Politicians save those sorts of favors for the heavy hitters who bankroll their campaigns.

A $50 donor would be lucky to get a postcard and a Gator button.

It was soon after the Mendelsohn indictment that Crist called for a new statewide grand jury to crack down on political corruption.

Whether it was some sort of epiphany or he was just trying to appear outraged is up for debate. Florida has plenty of laws against illegal behavior by elected officials -- and an infamously poor compliance rate.

From the Panhandle to the Keys, corruption blooms as exuberantly as a venereal rash.

"It's obvious to me," Crist said, "that something's wrong with the system."

No kidding, Charlie. What's wrong with the system is that politicians like you cuddle up to any big-talking hustler with a fat checkbook, and then scuttle for cover when he gets busted.

Which brings us back to Marco Rubio, the governor's Republican rival in the Senate primary. He will need to be careful with the attack ads against Crist, because he's plainly not immune to the same ailment.

Rubio's big kickoff fundraiser was held at the Broward home of a high-profile political player. It was none other than Alan Mendelsohn, the eye doctor.

Unfortunately, there's still no test for hindsight.

 

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