How the GOP Can Blow Another Election
Only 11 days after the re-election of
He didn't come out and admit it, but there's no other reason for a
At this point, only shut-ins and the morbidly curious are paying any attention to presidential politics. Everybody else is exhausted.
Yet last week, Rubio and Rep.
Ryan, who's trying to extricate himself from the wreckage of the Romney campaign, is also running for the
Rubio, on the other hand, will be worth watching once voters recover from the hangover of 2012. His appeal is potentially broader than that of anybody on the
If the guys running the party were smart, here's what they'd do: They would put Rubio, the son of Cuban immigrants, in charge of writing an immigration-reform bill that included a pathway to citizenship for the millions of undocumented aliens already living and working in
No single act would do more to convince Hispanic voters that the
If Rubio could produce an immigration package that passed the
Although elected as a hard-right conservative, he's been sidling back toward the middle. It's the only possible way to beat
The other night in
"Some say that our problem in America is that the American people have changed," Rubio said, "that too many people want things from our government. But I am still convinced that the overwhelming majority of our people just want what my parents had -- a chance."
Ryan also tried to strike a more benevolent note, though less convincingly. The video vaults are full of his snarky sound bites from the last campaign.
Based on the grim exit polls, you'd think Republican leaders would comprehend the futility of sucking up to the beet-faced Limbaugh fringe and pushing an agenda that most Americans viewed as extreme, exclusive and intrusive.
That tone had been set in the primaries by the lamest, flakiest set of candidates in modern memory. The only one who ever stood a chance was Romney, who veered so hard to the right that he couldn't ever find his way back.
Want a sure-fire recipe for blowing another national election?
1. Keep badmouthing the poor, and bowing to the rich. This is an especially clever strategy while the country is clawing out of a recession.
2. To drive away as many women voters as possible, keep talking about banning abortions and cutting off funds for birth control.
3. Another brilliant campaign topic: Outlawing gay marriage. Keep that one on the front burner if you're keen on alienating millions of highly motivated voters.
4. Don't forget to bash big government every chance you get -- just pray that a major hurricane doesn't hit, and the whole country doesn't get reminded of the importance of
5. Finally, keeping pushing for laws that would allow anyone who looks vaguely Hispanic to be pulled over in their cars and frisked for citizenship documents. This is how you keep your "base electorate" fired up, your base being angry, white, old and dwindling by the day.
Now we'll see if the
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