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- iHaveNet.com: Movie Reviews
1 1/2 stars
The fifth and very likely final "Twilight" picture boasts one moment, perhaps three or four seconds in length, so delightfully intense and uncharacteristically juicy that the rest of the film -- most of the rest of the whole series, in fact -- looks pretty pale by comparison. Not vampire pale. Paler.
I refer to Michael Sheen as Aro, chief executive officer of the undead Volturi and the president of the
With so much somnambulant underplaying going on around him, with so many scenes of well-dressed vampires sitting or standing, stiffly, while Taylor Lautner or Robert Pattinson or Kristen Stewart passes another micro-slab of dialogue like a kidney stone, the overacting's greatly appreciated, thanks.
"The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn -- Part 2" picks up where "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn -- Part 1" left off. Newly vampired Bella is adjusting to her new powers, her new life, her new extended family, the uneasy truce with the wolves led by Lautner's man-wolf Jacob. And the kid! The kid is a huge adjustment. Also, it must be a huge disappointment to Bella that all the vampires in "Twilight" look sillier in each successive movie whenever one of these superfast creatures runs superfast through the woods of the American northwest, in pursuit of a deer or a mountain lion. Or simply scoots over to a bookshelf in a hurry.
How can they move so fast while the fifth film, not two hours in length, feels so slow? Director Bill Condon, who handled "Breaking Dawn -- Part 1" with a modicum of sly camp, returns here, arranging everyone in the group scenes like eerie poseurs in a particularly smug fashion shoot. He has made stylish, interesting films. His "Twilight" films are not two of them, though Condon does muster some head-snapping panache for the film's climax, in which an informal world council of vampires shows up to do battle with the Volturi. The touchingly misguided folks at the
I harbor some affection for the first two "Twilight" films, but by the third, the crushing solemnity of the storytelling started to grate. This franchise hasn't much in common with the "Harry Potter" films, beyond the supernatural appeal. But those efforts earned a casual Potter fan's trust and buy-in, most every time. With the "Twilight" movies, taken from Stephenie Meyer's books, it's different; you really do have to sign some sort of pre-adoration contract before buying a ticket.
OK, and this is bugging me for some reason: The Volturi are somehow stupid enough to mistake Bella's daughter for something she isn't? What kind of stupid vampires are these vampires? And now that I've been sucked into this petty mythological trivia question, I suppose it proves that some part of me will miss "Twilight." I can't wait for the franchise reboot.
MPAA rating: PG-13 (for sequences of violence including disturbing images, some sensuality and partial nudity).
Running time: 1:55.
Cast: Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan); Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen); Taylor Lautner (Jacob Black).
Credits: Directed by Bill Condon; written by Melissa Rosenberg, based on the novel "Breaking Dawn" by Stephenie Meyer; produced by Meyer, Karen Rosenfelt and Wyck Godfrey . A
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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 Movie Review - Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson