Roger Moore
Safe
2 1/2 Stars
His Awesomeness,
But with "Safe," working with choreographer
"Don't lose sleep. He had it coming," he tells bystanders after killing a boatload of bad guys. His bald skull and perma-stubbled face lean into the camera like the athlete he was and is, bristling at the bit, ready to get on with the serious citywide butt-whipping he's about to lay on the Russian and Chinese mobs and
We meet Mei (
Nobody in "Safe" is politically correct. And nobody thinks anything of menacing a little girl. Mei is 11.
Flashback to a year before, when Mei was in a Chinese school correcting her teacher's math. A Chinese mobster (
Writer-director Boaz Yakin ("Remember the Titans," "Uptown Girls") keeps us off-balance, spending much of the film's first half-hour following Mei, winning sympathy for her plight. Shipped to America, in the care of a murderous adoptive dad (
Then, there's mixed-martial-arts cage fighter
It's a promise we see them keep: "If you stay here tonight, tomorrow we're going to kill your landlady!"
Mei slips free of her captors, but only temporarily. The Chinese "triad" gangs want her, and the Russian mob, and crooked cops playing both against each other, led by Capt. Wolf (
What we have here is basically an American "Transporter," with Statham caught up in the most jaw-dropping, quick-cut fights you've seen in years. He plows through Russians on the subway, Chinese gangsters in a casino and cops in between, on the mean streets, which he navigates with dazzling automotive dexterity. Occasionally he stops long enough to make a threat.
"I'm going to do things to you that make me ashamed to look at myself in the mirror," he tells one villain. "When I'm done, you won't even be the memory of a memory," he promises another.
The dialogue and the characters are better than the plot. And the fights are better than even the one-liners.
Yakin writes his story into a few corners, and the object of this quest, again having to do with numbers, is so pedestrian as to remind you that this is the guy who wrote "Prince of Persia" and the dreadful "Dirty Dancing" sequel.
But Statham makes Yakin's lines sing. And thanks to Perry, he brings the pain. In the world of B-movie action, Statham's still the safest bet there is.
MPAA rating: R (for strong violence throughout, and for language).
Running time: 1:34.
Cast:
Credits: Written and directed by Boaz Yakin; produced by
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