Michael Phillips
Real Steel
2 Stars
"Real Steel," a tale of a boy and his metallic 8-foot man-pet, may well drill past its own tin-plated inanities and strike gold, or oil, or something. My kid wants to see it; therefore I think it'll be a hit.
So much for the science and metrics of box office predictions.
We have several films here waging a Rock 'Em Sock 'Em slugfest for dominance. Primarily we have a boxing picture, complete with father-son issues and a climax designed not simply to warm your heart but roast it on an open fire, welded to speculative fiction set in the near-future, thus handing the audience the screwiest genre mash-up since "Cowboys & Aliens."
This one, though, has a clearer audience in mind: everybody who paid money to see a "Transformers" film and now wants to see a sweeter variation, with less destructive, more companionable robots. (
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I suspect a lot of what I found synthetic and sort of galling in "Real Steel" will work just fine with the target audience. The key image in the film is that of Charlie or Max or their competitors either voice- or joystick-controlling their bots in the ring. After a while it's like watching someone else hack around with an Xbox while you sit there with your popcorn. Even its fans might concede "Real Steel" goes on a bit (126 minutes). They might also concede the racism of the climactic setup, with the sniveling foreign-born adversaries squaring off against stalwart American brawn, in the person of everybody's favorite Australian.
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