Vin Diesel and Paul Walker
Fast Five
As adolescent male power fantasies go, "Fast Five" has an undeniable trashy charm.
Things blow up right and left, muscle cars are pulverized, sexpots vamp and brawny men wallop the tar out of one another. Yet there are pauses between adrenaline-packed driving sequences, shootouts and explosions for three romance subplots and two involving babies.
Here's a summer popcorn flick strong enough for a man and gentle enough for a woman.
The story, such as it is, begins with an exhilarating escape from a prison-bound police bus that rivals the spectacular train wreck opening of "The Fugitive." Cut to
The film is handsomely and atmospherically shot in gritty hillside slums and backstreet garages. This is not the bikinis-and-palm-trees tourist-guidebook Rio. The story makes only one excursion to the city's beaches, and it's a treat. A leggy member of Diesel's crew does a Girl from Ipanema act in order to obtain a crook's handprint needed to open a high-tech safe. Her hands-on approach is more fun than lifting his fingerprints off a doorknob, so you give the pandering scene a pass.
It's a bigger stretch to ignore the fact that the crooks level half of Rio street racing with the policia in the finale. The staggeringly destructive sequence stops just short of toppling the Christ of the Andes from his mountainous perch.
With performances that are adequate at best and stunts that defy the laws of physics, "Fast Five" flouts every rule of good filmmaking but one -- it's never dull. Thankfully, director
You can't have everything.
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MPAA rating: PG-13 (for intense sequences of violence and action, sexual content and language).
Running time: 2:10.
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