by Andy Rooney
It's a good thing for all of us that there are people who want to be politicians because you couldn't pay most of us to take the job of mayor, governor or president of anything. Why are there people who want to do such difficult work? We're all glad they do, but why?
Over the years, we've had politicians who were born for the job.
I live in New York City and our mayor,
Why would anyone with brains and all the money he could ever need, want to be the leader of one of the most difficult, un-leadable cities in the world? New York City has a great house called Gracie Mansion, which it provides for its mayor to live in, but Mayor Bloomberg doesn't even live there because his own house is greater. He ought to rent the official mayor's residence to a poor family and keep the change. I'd give him a little something for it if he'd throw in a few of his cars and drivers.
This year, the salary for the mayor of New York City is
The President of
If I ever got to eat with the President or the Mayor, I certainly wouldn't suggest we split the check. Of course, a President rarely eats in the kind of place where you pay for dinner anyway. It must seem funny to a President once he's out of office to have to pay for things again, back in the real world. Getting everything paid for all day the way a President does would be like doubling your salary.
Obama probably doesn't pay for breakfast, lunch, dinner, newspapers, a shoeshine, a haircut, or anything the rest of us put out for every day. Even if the President did pay for his own haircuts, it would be difficult for him to know how much to tip. I think the answer is, he doesn't pay for haircuts. It comes with the job of being President.
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Andy RooneyThe newspapers keep coming in my office. There's always today's paper before I've finished yesterday's and I get a lot of them. As you know, I'm an avid newspaper reader and I like all the little stories, so the paper takes me a long time to read.
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About Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney born January 14th, 1919 is a writer, humorist, radio and television personality.
Rooney became most famous as a humorist and political commentator with his weekly broadcast on the CBS News Program "60 Minutes" since 1978.
