Andy Rooney
I wrote portions of the following piece for a recent "60 Minutes" segment and thought it would be appropriate to release it as a column. It's not often that I repeat in print something I've said on television, and I hope you'll excuse me for it today.
There have only been a few times in my life when someone's death has been an occasion for rejoicing. The day
I was appalled at the atrocities Hitler caused in the name of world domination; so much so that I knew I could no longer feel I was a pacifist. War is hell and there's no escaping the fact that death and violence are its by-products.
Hitler changed the good life I was having as a student by taking me out of college and immersing me in the real world of World War II. I hated it, but during the years I spent overseas I received an education college could not have given me.
The day
Maybe we should celebrate because, as President Obama said last week, "The death of bin Laden marks the most significant achievement to date in our nation's effort to defeat al Qaeda."
And in this month, which ends with
We created
I have a suggestion. If, while you're driving to the mall on
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About Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney born January 14th, 1919 is a writer, humorist, radio and television personality.
Rooney became most famous as a humorist and political commentator with his weekly broadcast on the CBS News Program "60 Minutes" since 1978.
